May. 12th, 2005

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Panix - where my shell account is located - appears to be down. So I won't get any email sent, unfortunately, at least until it is fixed.

edit: ok, it appears to be back. Yay!
wispfox: (Default)
Panix - where my shell account is located - appears to be down. So I won't get any email sent, unfortunately, at least until it is fixed.

edit: ok, it appears to be back. Yay!
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[livejournal.com profile] cadhla's One hundred surreal things that have happened to me is immensely funny. :)

edit:
OK, I'm feeling compelled to give examples:

"I assisted in the process of enrolling a large white duck named Thatticus in the marine biology department at Diablo Valley College. I still have his student ID somewhere. Unlike many of the people involved in enrolling him, the duck graduated."

"'Seanan's been bitten, get the anti-venom' was practially the mantra of my herpitology classes. There's a reason I was heavily encouraged to change majors."

"While eating lunch in Briones State Park, a raccoon walked up, calmly picked up the second half of my sandwich, and walked away with it. It came back ten minutes later, took my grapes, and left again. It was deeply baffling. But hey, at least the raccoon got a mostly balanced meal."

Uh. Yeah. Hee!

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[livejournal.com profile] fraterrisus, this one made me think of you. :)

"My cousin Davo has been on a multi-year campaign to discover what, exactly, you are not expressly forbidden to do as a County Connection bus driver. This is how we learned, for example, that technically the bus driver can bring his goats to work if he really wants to. And that nothing in the terms of 'casual Friday' actually forbids pantslessness. And that live chickens are classified not as animals, but as hats. I only wish I were making this stuff up. (I believe several of these issues have since been corrected.)"
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[livejournal.com profile] cadhla's One hundred surreal things that have happened to me is immensely funny. :)

edit:
OK, I'm feeling compelled to give examples:

"I assisted in the process of enrolling a large white duck named Thatticus in the marine biology department at Diablo Valley College. I still have his student ID somewhere. Unlike many of the people involved in enrolling him, the duck graduated."

"'Seanan's been bitten, get the anti-venom' was practially the mantra of my herpitology classes. There's a reason I was heavily encouraged to change majors."

"While eating lunch in Briones State Park, a raccoon walked up, calmly picked up the second half of my sandwich, and walked away with it. It came back ten minutes later, took my grapes, and left again. It was deeply baffling. But hey, at least the raccoon got a mostly balanced meal."

Uh. Yeah. Hee!

editedit:
[livejournal.com profile] fraterrisus, this one made me think of you. :)

"My cousin Davo has been on a multi-year campaign to discover what, exactly, you are not expressly forbidden to do as a County Connection bus driver. This is how we learned, for example, that technically the bus driver can bring his goats to work if he really wants to. And that nothing in the terms of 'casual Friday' actually forbids pantslessness. And that live chickens are classified not as animals, but as hats. I only wish I were making this stuff up. (I believe several of these issues have since been corrected.)"

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