You may think you're confusing them, but they are in fact highly trained canine agents tasked with confusing you. (Also, with keeping your feet warm at night.) One is a 3rd level wispfox-Confuser; the other recently made 2nd level. Good job, agents!

The dogs will teach you, you know. Dogs are excellent at training their people. You know, look I bring human a paper, and every time he gives me a treat! LOL.